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Full-size brown recycled toilet roll printed with Holy Poop Youre Old design in gift box

Printex 271067 Paper 2 Ply 500 Sheets Recycled

SKU CH-B98C-F3BRX MPN 271067

A 500-sheet, 2-ply recycled paper roll printed with a novelty birthday design and supplied in a gift box

  • TypePaper
  • Features2 Ply, Recycled
  • ColorBrown
  • Finish/SurfacePaper
  • Selling Unit1 Count (Pack of 1)
  • Quantity1 each
  • Hilarious birthday gag gift with full-roll Holy Poop You're Old print
  • 2-ply recycled paper delivers 500 sheets for practical use after the joke
  • Soy-based ink stays vibrant and rub-resistant on every sheet
  • Supplied in a ready-to-gift box for instant presentation
  • 25 % recycled fibre content reduces environmental impact

Gag gift paper roll

This Printex 271067 roll is a novelty toilet paper designed as a birthday gag gift. It arrives in a gift box and the entire roll is printed with a humorous "Holy Poop You're Old" design using soy-based ink. The product targets pranksters looking for a funny surprise for friends, family or coworkers celebrating a birthday.

500 sheets of 2-ply recycled paper

The roll contains 500 sheets of 2-ply paper made with 25% recycled fibre. This specification defines the physical amount of paper provided and its construction. The brown coloured sheets are described as ultra soft yet strong and sturdy for actual use beyond the joke.

Ready to gift with no assembly

The roll comes pre-packaged in a birthday gift box so no wrapping or preparation is required. Buyers simply hand it over or place it in a bathroom for the reveal. The soy ink is rub-resistant to prevent smudging during handling. This item is not for buyers who need standard unprinted toilet paper for everyday household supply.

Highlights

  • Hilarious birthday gag gift with full-roll Holy Poop You're Old print
  • 2-ply recycled paper delivers 500 sheets for practical use after the joke
  • Soy-based ink stays vibrant and rub-resistant on every sheet
  • Supplied in a ready-to-gift box for instant presentation
  • 25 % recycled fibre content reduces environmental impact

Specifications

TypePaper
BrandPrintex
Model271067
Features2 Ply, Recycled
ColorBrown
Finish/SurfacePaper
Selling Unit1 Count (Pack of 1)
Quantity1 each
Specifications2 Ply, 1 Count (Pack of 1), 2-Ply, 500, Paper, Roll with Sheets, Full Size Toilet Paper Roll + Gift Box

Questions about this item

What does the 500-sheet count mean for everyday use?

The roll provides 500 printed sheets on a full-size 2-ply roll, so it lasts through a typical party or bathroom stint without needing a quick replacement.

How does the 2-ply recycled construction affect strength and feel?

The 2-ply design with 25% recycled fibre gives a sturdy yet ultra-soft sheet that holds up during use while feeling gentle.

What size holder or space does the roll need to fit?

It is a standard full-size toilet roll, so it fits any regular spindle or freestanding holder and the gift box stores flat until you are ready to display it.

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