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Orange ceramic zombie planter with plastic drip tray

Joseph Enterprises

Joseph Enterprises Chia Pet Planter Zombie Lifeless Lisa

SKU CH-NT93-E3W37

A spooky pottery planter grows a green chia coat in one to two weeks and includes seeds for three plantings

  • Craft TypeGeneral Crafts
  • GenderUnisex
  • AgeAdult
  • ColorOrange
  • Complete kit includes planter, drip tray and seeds for three plantings
  • Full green coat appears in one to two weeks
  • Spooky Lifeless Lisa design adds Halloween charm indoors
  • Simple three-step process makes growing easy for everyone
  • Iconic American gift enjoyed for over 40 years

Chia Pet Planter Zombie Lifeless Lisa

This Chia Pet planter features the Lifeless Lisa zombie character and includes a pottery planter, plastic drip tray and chia seed packets for three plantings. It is designed for indoor use and suits adults who enjoy novelty gardening or collectible decor. The kit provides everything needed to start growing immediately.

Full growth in one to two weeks

Sprouts appear within three to four days and reach a full green coat in one to two weeks. This growth timeline is the single specification that determines whether the planter fits a short-term project or a seasonal display such as Halloween. The rapid cycle makes it practical for gift-giving deadlines.

Suits novelty gardeners and gift buyers.

The planter is aimed at fans of spooky decor, collectors and anyone wanting a fun, low-maintenance indoor activity. It does not produce edible harvests, so buyers who want herbs, vegetables or large-scale food production should look at something else.

Highlights

  • Complete kit includes planter, drip tray and seeds for three plantings
  • Full green coat appears in one to two weeks
  • Spooky Lifeless Lisa design adds Halloween charm indoors
  • Simple three-step process makes growing easy for everyone
  • Iconic American gift enjoyed for over 40 years

Specifications

BrandChia
Modelchiapetlifelesslisa
Craft TypeGeneral Crafts
GenderUnisex
AgeAdult
ColorOrange

Questions about this item

How long does the chia coat take to reach full growth on the Lifeless Lisa planter?

The chia sprouts reach full growth in one to two weeks, with initial sprouting visible within three to four days.

What is included with the Zombie Lifeless Lisa planter so I can start growing right away?

The set contains the pottery planter, a plastic drip tray and enough chia seed packets for three separate plantings.

How much space does the Lifeless Lisa planter need on a shelf or windowsill?

The planter sits on its own drip tray, so it only requires a flat surface large enough for the pottery figure and the tray beneath it.

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