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White novelty toilet paper roll printed with portrait drawings in a gift box

Happy Hippo Unredacted-roll-1 Paper 3-Ply 170 Sheets 10 Portraits

SKU CH-EQNK-R249R MPN Unredacted-roll-1

Novelty toilet roll with ten repeating political portraits, 3-ply, 170 sheets, unscented virgin pulp

  • TypeRoll, Virgin Wood Pulp
  • FeaturesNovelty Print, Soft
  • ColorWhite
  • Finish/SurfaceWood
  • Sizes/Dimensions.5 in.
  • Selling UnitStandard Roll
  • Novelty roll with 10 repeating portraits for conversation-starting humour
  • 3-ply virgin pulp construction delivers real usable softness
  • 170 printed sheets provide extended gag-gift mileage
  • Unscented white tissue avoids dye transfer during use
  • Compact 4.5-inch roll fits standard holders for practical jokes

Novelty toilet paper roll

Happy Hippo Unredacted-roll-1 is a 3-ply toilet paper roll printed with repeating novelty portraits. It is sold as a gag gift for adults who enjoy political humour and white-elephant exchanges. The roll contains 170 sheets and comes in a decorative gift box.

170 sheets per roll

Each standard roll provides 170 usable sheets, offering enough length for multiple bathroom visits or a single extended novelty session. The pattern repeats every ten sheets, so the same ten portraits cycle throughout the roll. Once the 170 sheets are used, the roll is finished and cannot be refilled.

3-ply virgin wood pulp construction

The tissue uses three plies of virgin wood pulp for a soft feel and basic absorbency. It is unscented and the colour ink is designed not to transfer during use. The roll measures 4.5 inches wide and weighs 2.5 ounces, fitting standard spindle holders.

Highlights

  • Novelty roll with 10 repeating portraits for conversation-starting humour
  • 3-ply virgin pulp construction delivers real usable softness
  • 170 printed sheets provide extended gag-gift mileage
  • Unscented white tissue avoids dye transfer during use
  • Compact 4.5-inch roll fits standard holders for practical jokes

Specifications

TypeRoll, Virgin Wood Pulp
BrandHappy Hippo
ModelUnredacted-roll-1
FeaturesNovelty Print, Soft
ColorWhite
Finish/SurfaceWood
Sizes/Dimensions.5 in.
Selling UnitStandard Roll
Quantity1 each
SpecificationsNovelty Print, Standard Roll, 3-Ply, 170, Virgin Wood Pulp, Roll, 4 L x 4.5 W x 4 H inches, 2.5 ounces, Single Roll

Questions about this item

Will the 3-ply novelty roll fit on my existing toilet-paper holder?

The roll is a standard size at 4.5 inches wide and 4 inches in diameter, so it fits most residential holders.

How can I confirm the portraits printed on the sheets match the Epstein Files theme described?

Every 10 squares the pattern repeats, giving you 10 different drawings — Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell, Les Wexner, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Prince Andrew, Bill Gates and Harvey Weinstein — across the 170 sheets.

Does the package include only the roll or is the gift box shown in the photos also supplied?

The product ships as a single roll inside the novelty gift box; no extra items are included.

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