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Rectangular 5 by 7 inch white greeting card with birthday fairy illustration, white envelope and bonus postcard

CardFool Birthday Fairy Card 5x7 White Envelope Bonus Postcard

SKU CH-PH2X-56H01

A 5 x 7 inch birthday card with a humorous fairy illustration, a white envelope and a bonus mailable postcard included

  • Paper Typeunique illustration
  • Board Typeunique illustration
  • Weight1 ounces, 0.032 kilograms
  • Number of Sheets1
  • ColorWhite
  • Color FamilyWhite
  • Hilarious Birthday Fairy joke delivers big laughs
  • Premium 5 x 7 cardstock feels substantial in hand
  • White A7 envelope included for immediate mailing
  • Free YOU GOOD? bonus postcard adds extra value
  • Blank interior lets you write a personal message

Birthday Fairy Card with Bonus Postcard

This single 5 x 7 inch greeting card features a humorous Birthday Fairy illustration on the cover and a blunt "B*tch" message inside. It is designed for adults who appreciate irreverent humour and want a memorable birthday greeting for friends, partners, or family members. The card arrives new in a protective sleeve.

Premium Cardstock Handles Standard Mailing

Printed on standard 5 x 7 inch premium cardstock, the card provides a sturdy feel suitable for writing a personal note and mailing in the included white A7 envelope. The single-sheet format means there is no extra writing space beyond the printed interior message and the blank reverse side.

Free Mailable Postcard Extends the Gesture

A bonus "YOU GOOD?" postcard is included free, giving the sender a second, separate piece of mail to check a box or write a quick note. This adds a follow-up touch without buying another stamp or card, though it does not replace a longer letter or gift.

Highlights

  • Hilarious Birthday Fairy joke delivers big laughs
  • Premium 5 x 7 cardstock feels substantial in hand
  • White A7 envelope included for immediate mailing
  • Free YOU GOOD? bonus postcard adds extra value
  • Blank interior lets you write a personal message

Specifications

BrandCardFool
Paper Typeunique illustration
Board Typeunique illustration
Weight1 ounces, 0.032 kilograms
Number of Sheets1
ColorWhite
Color FamilyWhite
Size/Dimensions7 in x 5 in x 0.1 in
TechniqueBirthday Card
Opacityunique illustration
Selling UnitCard
OccasionBirthday
ProjectBirthday Card / Inside: B*tch. / Birthday
Subcategory MatchBirthday Card
ContainerWhite Envelope
Number of Items1

Questions about this item

Will this 5 x 7 inch card fit inside a standard A7 envelope I already keep for birthdays?

Yes, the card is the standard 5 x 7 size and the box already includes a matching white A7 envelope.

How can I confirm the Birthday Fairy joke and the "B*tch" inside message are printed correctly when I open it?

Open the protective sleeve and read the cover line about the Birthday Fairy making us a year older, then flip to the interior where the single-word punchline appears.

Does the package contain only the birthday card and envelope, or is the mailable "YOU GOOD?" postcard also included?

The set includes the birthday card, its white A7 envelope, and the free bonus postcard that can be addressed and mailed separately.

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