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Primitives By Kathy

Primitives By Kathy Let's Drink Wine And Judge The Humans Stuffed 28" x 28

SKU CH-2N7D-Q8Z4V

A cotton kitchen towel measuring 28 by 28 inches, printed with a humorous wine message and machine-washable for easy care

  • TypeHome
  • Humorous kitchen accent with witty wine-themed message
  • Soft 28" x 28" cotton fabric for everyday use
  • Machine-washable design keeps the towel fresh after spills
  • Artwork by Dan DiPaolo adds distinctive character

Wine-Themed Cotton Towel

This 28" x 28" square towel is made from cotton and features a printed message by artist Dan DiPaolo. It is sold new and machine-washable for easy care. The design suits kitchen use or gifting for wine enthusiasts who enjoy humorous decor.

Capacity and Headroom

The single-layer cotton construction handles everyday drying and light spill cleanup comfortably. It runs out when tasks require heavy absorbency or scrubbing durability beyond a standard tea towel. Buyers needing thick terry cloth or multi-pack value should look elsewhere.

Highlights

  • Humorous kitchen accent with witty wine-themed message
  • Soft 28" x 28" cotton fabric for everyday use
  • Machine-washable design keeps the towel fresh after spills
  • Artwork by Dan DiPaolo adds distinctive character

Specifications

BrandPrimitives by Kathy
TypeHome

Questions about this item

Will the 28-inch square towel fit on my existing kitchen towel bar?

The towel measures 28 inches by 28 inches, so it drapes over standard bars; folding it once creates a neat double layer.

How can I confirm the cotton towel stays looking good after the first wash?

It is machine-washable cotton printed with the “Let's Drink Wine And Judge The Humans” design; colours and shape should hold through normal laundering.

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