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Wooden block sign with cat illustration and text, 3.25 inches wide

Primitives By Kathy

Primitives By Kathy Block Sign Cat Under No Circumstances 3.25

SKU CH-4GK0-MJT47

A rustic wooden block sign with a lounging cat and "Under No Circumstances Should You Pet My Exposed Belly" sentiment, ready to hang or stand freely

  • Rustic charm for cat lovers with witty "Under No Circumstances" sentiment
  • Easy wall mounting via predrilled keyhole slot for quick display
  • Stable free-standing design allows placement on shelves or desks
  • Compact 3.25 inch height fits small spaces perfectly
  • Artwork by Dan DiPaolo adds collectible appeal to home decor

Rustic wooden block sign

This rustic-inspired wooden block sign displays a humorous "Under No Circumstances Should You Pet My Exposed Belly" sentiment alongside a lounging cat illustration by artist Dan DiPaolo. It measures 4" x 3.25" x 1" and arrives new. A predrilled keyhole slot allows for easy wall hanging, while the block design also lets it free-stand on a shelf or table.

Cat lovers and humour fans

This piece suits cat owners and anyone who enjoys witty home decor accents for living rooms, offices, or entryways. Buyers needing a larger statement piece or a sign with a different specific sentiment should look elsewhere. It is a single decorative block, not a set or a customisable plaque.

Lightweight decorative display

Under sustained display conditions, the solid wood construction holds its shape and the printed artwork resists fading under normal indoor lighting. The keyhole slot keeps the sign flush against the wall without tilting. When free-standing, the 1" depth provides a stable base that resists tipping from minor vibrations or drafts.

Highlights

  • Rustic charm for cat lovers with witty "Under No Circumstances" sentiment
  • Easy wall mounting via predrilled keyhole slot for quick display
  • Stable free-standing design allows placement on shelves or desks
  • Compact 3.25 inch height fits small spaces perfectly
  • Artwork by Dan DiPaolo adds collectible appeal to home decor

Specifications

BrandPrimitives by Kathy

Questions about this item

What hardware or tools are needed to hang the 3.25-inch block sign?

The sign includes a predrilled keyhole slot for easy hanging; you only need a nail or screw and a hammer or screwdriver to mount it on the wall.

Can the block sign sit stably on a shelf next to other decorative items?

Yes, the wooden block is designed to free-stand on its own base, so it will sit securely on a shelf or tabletop alongside other décor.

How can I confirm the sign is positioned correctly after setup?

After hanging or placing it, check that the "Under No Circumstances Should You Pet My Exposed Belly" text and cat illustration are upright and clearly visible.

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