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White novelty toilet paper roll printed with "New York Sucks" text on every sheet

Fairly Odd Novelties FON-10087 New York Sucks Novelty Toilet Paper 240 Sheets 2-Ply

SKU CH-YZ1Q-B2JD3 MPN FON-10087

Novelty toilet paper roll with 240 two-ply sheets printed with "New York Sucks" on every sheet

  • Size3
  • Year2021-09-30T00:00:01Z
  • Diameter3 L x 4 W x 3 H inches, 8.2 L x 10 W x 26.9 H centimeters
  • Thickness2-Ply
  • FeaturesAbsorbent, Eco-Friendly, Paper
  • Novelty roll mocks New York teams for laughs
  • 240 two-ply sheets printed on every sheet
  • Absorbent eco-friendly paper suits real bathroom use
  • Compact 3 x 4 x 3 inch roll fits holders
  • Fun gift for birthdays or white elephant parties

Novelty Toilet Paper — 240 Sheets

Fairly Odd Novelties FON-10087 is a 2-ply roll printed with the slogan "New York Sucks" on every sheet. It contains 240 sheets and measures 3.00 by 4.00 by 3.00 inches. The item is sold new and intended as a humorous gift or bathroom novelty.

Installation and Common Issues

No installation is required; the roll fits standard household holders. The printed design uses ink that resists smearing or smudging during use. The only practical issue is that the joke may offend guests who support New York teams.

Who This Suits and Who It Does Not

This roll suits buyers who want a sports-rivalry gag gift for birthdays, white-elephant exchanges or secret Santa parties. It does not suit anyone needing plain, unprinted toilet paper for everyday use or buyers who prefer neutral bathroom decor.

Highlights

  • Novelty roll mocks New York teams for laughs
  • 240 two-ply sheets printed on every sheet
  • Absorbent eco-friendly paper suits real bathroom use
  • Compact 3 x 4 x 3 inch roll fits holders
  • Fun gift for birthdays or white elephant parties

Specifications

BrandFairly Odd Novelties
ModelFON-10087
Part NumberFON-10087
Size3
Year2021-09-30T00:00:01Z
Diameter3 L x 4 W x 3 H inches, 8.2 L x 10 W x 26.9 H centimeters
Thickness2-Ply
FeaturesAbsorbent, Eco-Friendly, Paper

Questions about this item

How can I verify the roll is printing correctly after I mount it?

Unroll a few sheets and check that the "New York Sucks" text appears on every sheet without smearing or smudging.

What comes in the package and do I need to buy a holder separately?

The package contains one 240-sheet, 2-ply roll measuring 3 x 4 x 3 inches; a toilet-paper holder is not included and must be purchased separately if you do not already have one.

Which version or capacity should I choose for a white-elephant gift?

This item is sold as a single 240-sheet roll (model FON-10087); there are no other sheet-count or ply options for this specific design.

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